What they don't tell you....

Some of the things they don’t tell you about IVF that they should:

• The medication will make you feel positively pregnant.
• If the medication doesn’t make you fat then your constant hormonal cravings will.
• Not all medication is taken orally or subcutaneously!!
• If you don’t ask, they won’t tell.
• If you are going to put it out there and tell everyone, be prepared for plenty of assvice from well meaning people.
• Don’t plan social events anywhere near the time of your pregnancy test.
• Oprah and chocolate will always make you feel better.

I can’t tell you how many times I was waiting for Foo to come home from work so I could tell him we were going to sell up and move to Africa to build a school for the poor. If I wasn’t going to be a Mum then I was sure going to do something else meaningful with my life.